View Full Version : Is she great, or what?

Tim Williams
01-21-2003, 08:04 AM
Last night at dinner I was telling my wife that Jerry & I are going on a 2 day pheasant hunt & then a two day snow goose hunt in March. She had a real stupid look on her face & asked "when?". I said in March. Then I realized her 50th birthday is the 15th! Damn! How am I going to get out of this & still go?!?! Then she looked at me & smiled & said "go, I know how important it is to you." Is this great? So you guys gotta help me figure out what to get her for her birthday. I was going to get her a male stripper, but now I feel that I have to do better. Rilea, you & Jossie gotta help :SE:

01-21-2003, 09:15 AM
Yeah my girlfriend always says go also but what she really means is go and your dead meat. Ha, but I go anyway I just have to put up with her for a day of being mad.:OUCH:

01-21-2003, 10:17 AM
Well Tim, I just happen to be free on the 15th of march and for $500.00 I'll be glad to come down and give your wife a birthday she will never forget.........all 45 seconds of it!:uh: :uh: :Art: :hest: :hest:

Tim Williams
01-21-2003, 10:25 AM
So Bill, you're going to be the stripper?:OM:

01-21-2003, 10:28 AM
For $500, I'll be the damn mailman dressed in leather with a feather whip, if thats what she wants:Art: :JW: :Art:

Tim Williams
01-21-2003, 10:48 AM
If you do that, I will cancel my trip & sell tickets to the other flockers. :hest:

01-21-2003, 11:08 AM
Well Yellowlab has already seen me like that and he paid alot more than that........it was his wifes birthday party.......at least thats what he told me.:SK: :Deb: :Deb: :MS:

01-21-2003, 12:11 PM
Please learn to separate your fantasies from reality. :tu: :tu: :tu: :OM: :OM:

01-21-2003, 04:56 PM
i think duckboat should be the stripper, hell half of us have already seen him naked.:tu: :BM:

01-21-2003, 05:18 PM
Oooh boy, this sounds like a trap to me, but hell a pheasant/snow goose trip just might be worth it.:Luv: :confused: :Rich:

01-21-2003, 06:10 PM
Viagra? :SE: :tn: :pl: :CU: :uh: Well I guess its more for you but its probably been 20 years or so, right??:Art: