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02-14-2003, 08:20 AM
Ok boys lets her what you bought your wives/girlfriends? Guess you could say I need some ideas since I am the usual procrastonator:ST:
02-14-2003, 08:24 AM
I think they are a waste of money, because they just end up wilting, but hey, that is what she likes so...:hest: :tn: :hit: :Art: :uh:
02-14-2003, 08:28 AM
Never give roses. Never. Its the easiest cop out but like Chad said if your girl likes em then do what you have to.
02-14-2003, 08:35 AM
a real man only gives 1 or 12 roses. That's what I was told once, anyway. Don't give 3 or 6 or something like that.:ST: BS:
02-14-2003, 08:39 AM
Chad tell your wife that you gave her twins, what else does a woman want?
02-14-2003, 09:05 AM
Since my family used to own a flower shop this is the wisdom that i can give..
If going to give one rose, give red. Unless she has a special rose that she likes.
It is ok to give 2-3-6, but usually these arrangements consist with other flowers so usually colors other than red are used.
The Big Doz. If you are going to get a doz roses. Get QUALITY roses. Im talking the big ones. There are diffrent classes of flowers just as there are classes of cars. Get the big one's they will last longer and look a hell of alot better.
If you dont want to give all flowers get her an arrangement with a candle. Women Love Candles. The usual teddy bear works well too. But if they have various animals the gorilla's and dogs work well... Give her a stuffed goose, Duck.
Also If you have you junk in a hard spot ask the employees at the flower shop. Ask the youngest hottest girl there they will be able to relate with your GF and get you something she would like. Or you can ask the middle aged man that is working there. Because most likely he is the husband of the owner and he knows the hook ups.
Just some thoughts.
02-14-2003, 09:52 AM
No sir Kelly, that little essay on flower arrangments didn't sound gay at all...:JW: :OUCH: :Luv: :Art: :NW: :rf: :pl: :rof:
02-14-2003, 10:17 AM
You can ask my GF which is laying in bed here with me:uh: :uh: :uh: :uh: and she will tell you that im not gay....... Gohuntn
02-14-2003, 10:22 AM
I gave my wife a dozen bigfoots, & she said "here honey, you take them, I really have all that a woman can want.......you" And then I woke up from my fantasy dream. :Art:
02-14-2003, 10:23 AM
:Deb: :GM: :hit: :tn: :VC: :pl: :uh: :Art:
02-14-2003, 10:29 AM
What Michael failed to mention is his woman will be mad at him for a week for not giving her flowers...
02-14-2003, 10:37 AM
buy her 11 roses and then buy one silk rose and when you give her the card, say or write in the card, i will love you until the flowers wilt away. ::KEY::: there is that one silk rose so your love will last forever OR something on that nature.
just a thought :uh:
02-14-2003, 10:43 AM
Perfume is also a good choice. Go pick out the one you like, make the girls behind the counter work.
02-14-2003, 10:58 AM
Thanks to the Government, I solved 2 problems at once. For Valentines day I bought my wife a plastic sheet, some duct tape, and a can of cool whip....:Art: :Art: :Art: I can feel the love.:uh: :uh: :Luv:
Dang Honkerhunter40....You da man!
02-14-2003, 11:03 AM
You forgot HANDCUFFS!!!!!!!!!:Art: :Art:
02-14-2003, 11:05 AM
That's what the duct tape is for...
Wait, Jason told me that is what Bill's "Salon" uses for body waxing...:CY: :CY: :CY: :OUCH: :OM: :BM:
02-14-2003, 11:30 AM
We have regular wax....but Jason wanted the "Economy" wax. That man will do anything to save a buck.
Hey Kelly, come on by and I'll give you the "full" wax deal. That essay on flowers kind of got me fired up.....:cool: :JW: :LAF:
02-14-2003, 11:59 AM
Beeelllllllllllll, You be havvvvvvvvvveeeeee.
02-14-2003, 12:08 PM
Silly boys:BM: :BM: :BM:
02-14-2003, 12:16 PM
Beeellllll, you are SASSY today. One of them 75 year old womem get you all ralled up????:Art: :uh: :OUCH: :JW: :uh:
02-14-2003, 03:47 PM
Blue hair. body odor, and wrinkles always gets me fired up Kelly.:MS: :pk: :pk: :MS:
02-14-2003, 04:47 PM
i gave my valentine a tube of k-y and a new jenna jameson video. sounds like i'll be staying home tonight:bh: :CY: :rf: :rf: :rf: :rf:
02-14-2003, 05:54 PM
Look on the bright side crc with that gift every day can be Valentines....until the KY runs dry. Oh yeah, don't let Cupid shoot your valentine with an arrow.
02-15-2003, 06:15 PM
The Girlfriend got me a leather jacket, damndest thing, thats the first jacket I've owned that wasn't camo.:NW:
I got her the basic dozen roses and some stuff for the kitchen, Ya know, can't never have enough stuff for the kitchen.
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