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The Spank
06-26-2009, 04:01 PM
Coyote Population

The Alberta Government and the Alberta Forest Service were presenting an alternative to Alberta ranchers for controlling the coyote population. It seems that after years of the ranchers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers had a 'more humane' solution.

What they proposed was for the animals to be captured alive, the males would then be castrated and let loose again. Therefore the population would be controlled. This was ACTUALLY proposed to the Alberta Ranching Association and Farming Association by the Alberta Government and the Alberta Forest Service.

All of the ranchers thought about this amazing idea for a couple of minutes. Finally, one of the old boys in the back of the conference room stood up, tipped his hat back and said, 'Son, I don't think you understand our problem. Those coyotes ain't *&^%$# our sheep - they're eatin' 'em!'

Justin Davidson
06-26-2009, 05:11 PM
haha!! thats pretty funny!!


I'm so glad that Flocknockers is back up and running! i was starting to go through withdraws:eek::eek:

honker slayer
06-26-2009, 06:04 PM
sweet

Wingman Or.
06-26-2009, 06:15 PM
Classic! :D

Flocknocker
06-26-2009, 08:23 PM
Wish our gubberment had that common sense here your farmers got there, that's funny. You boys up there save your money I'm sure the USA will be for sale soon for about 5 cents on the $1000.

Cliff

Wtrfwlr
06-26-2009, 08:24 PM
Another example of the idiocy of the animal rights clowns. What a bunch of bait piles.

Glen

BlueDevil
06-26-2009, 08:30 PM
Too funny! :D

gunpowdr
06-26-2009, 09:55 PM
Now that's funny!

The Baron of Bufflehead
06-27-2009, 10:48 AM
Good start for the re-launch, 10ga!:rof:

whytey
06-27-2009, 11:56 AM
:rof: funny stuff Frank.

SRL
06-28-2009, 04:39 PM
:eek:That's the way to get it started, thanks.

kirsch
06-29-2009, 09:16 AM
Funny stuff. Just let those who love to hunt, control the population, as it will do the trick. We will be quicker, cheaper, and have a blast doing it. They say the same thing for Deer. Birth-control for Deer. Sorry, craziest thing I have ever heard. Starving people all over the world including the US and they want to give the deer birth control versus eating great protein. What is happening to this country and this world? Glad to be back online.

Jubilee
06-30-2009, 11:13 AM
That's a good one:D

Flipper
07-02-2009, 07:54 AM
Good one! Glad everyone still has a good attitude!

ixkaped2
07-05-2009, 06:54 AM
That is good one! If idea wouldn't work for wolves maybe it would work on the tree huggers!

LANYARD X
07-07-2009, 09:58 AM
Now thats funny right there!

KingofCorn
07-22-2009, 07:05 PM
Priceless...

Dave

Ne-ILgooser
08-01-2009, 07:34 AM
nice one