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[ganderman]

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<input type="radio" name="vote" value="3">Goosejuicer

<input type="radio" name="vote" value="4">Cut-em

<input type="radio" name="vote" value="5">Skeet in NZ

<input type="radio" name="vote" value="6">Go4Ducks2

<input type="radio" name="vote" value="7">Goose Killer

<input type="radio" name="vote" value="8">Arkansas Jack

<input type="radio" name="vote" value="9">Jossie

<input type="radio" name="vote" value="10">VC Hunter

<input type="radio" name="vote" value="11">Greg Keats

<input type="radio" name="vote" value="12">10 Ga Dago

<input type="radio" name="vote" value="13">Aaron

<input type="radio" name="vote" value="14">Heavy Gougin

<input type="radio" name="vote" value="15">My wife hehe!!

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[ganderman]

I think I figured it out. I think you will have to click on "show results" if you want to see who is ahead. Everyone must vote!!!

ganderman

[ganderman]

Ok, who the hell voted for my wife?!!!!! That was supposed to be a joke!!

ganderman

[upnorth]

That was me!
I sure as hell don't wanna see any of the rest of them! I hope to hell your wife is prettier than Cliff!

[ganderman]

Thats ok!! I won't hold it against ya!! hehehe!!!
I'm not so sure that I would want to see Cliff in one either!! hehehe!!!

Come on guys and gal, post up!!!!!!

ganderman

[Skeet in NZ]

This is Mrs Skeet in NZ. You guys really don't want to see him in a thong its real scary!!!!!!! And I have to live with him http://64.176.94.12/ubb/eek.gif http://64.176.94.12/ubb/eek.gif

Mrs Skeet the not soo crazy Kiwi

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Skeet in NZ
"Your Crazy Kiwi"

[Flocknocker]

Ganderman I am off line for one day and you have pissed Arkansas Jack off and are taking a pole to have a picture of a NAKED MAN (Shiiiiit that is sick) on my site. What the hell are you thinkin, hehehe. I may have to come back and help Jack with the BOOT placement on your sorry ass, BWAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Do not I repeat do not piss AJ off, or he may shoot all the ducks in your flyway. And besides if not for Jack, Shawn and Goose-Killer there would not be a Goose Roost. Now stop takin them nasty ass poles and get that picture of your wife up here, BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Man off line for a day and look what happens, hehehe.

And yes Jack I was off line because of a main trunk line or some damn thing went to hell. See you could have went ape shit and I would have never seen a thing all day long, hehehe. Man I feel a bit lucky to have only one pole when I got back, hehehehe. And Jack next time try and help me keep Ganderman from having a gay love in please, OK?? hehehe


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Flocknocker
"We're All About Geese"

[Cut-um]

I leave for a few days to do my part ridding Maryland of those pesky Snow Birds and this is what I come home to. Ganderman you have way to much time on your hands with all that snow. From the looks of the poll, your wife is winning. When are you going to post her picture wearing that thong ??? http://64.176.94.12/ubb/biggrin.gif

[goosejuicer]

Yeah ganderman, what is the matter with you!! What kind of a question is that? And why are you messing with Arkansas Jack...he is a great guy like Flocknocker says. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

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"I hate those geeses to pieces."
"Beads on Beaks!"

[Jossie]

Oh my god.......what has ganderman done now!

I know which one I'm voting for and it sure an the hell ain't one of the guys......hehehehe

By the way next time put one of them duck hunting girls in there......unless your wife just happens to look like one of them.....if thats the case then will all be looking forward to seeing your wife on the internet(lol). Every womans dream come true, to be a star on the internet, and just think ganderman you may have made that possible for your wife....I can just see her face light up from here when you tell her the good news.....BWAAAAHAAAAAAA.

P.S IF you want, send us your phone# and maybe we could arrange a conference call where everybody at flocknockers could call and tell her the good news.....heheheheh

[ganderman]

Damn!! Maybe I should have warned the wife about this!! hehehe!!! I am very relieved that the only woman I put on the poll is winning!! No gay love going on here Cliff, don't worry!! Hey, at least AJ isn't winning!!! Hope he saves some ducks for me, thats about all I have left to shoot at.

ganderman

Damn I love this site!!!

[Arkansas Jack]

Well, Well, Well........

I am running SECOND to ganderman's wife?!?!?!?

She must be a real looker!!!!!

Bwaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

One last thing.......

If you want to ask a series of questions in your poll, you need to use the "Survey" option instead of poll.........

[ganderman]

Okay, guys, baby got back, but you don't need to see it. I tried to get ganderman to be the model for the picture bent over, but........ nuts!
AJ, why don't you just post. I wouldn't want you to get jealous. Sounds like you're enjoying this a little too much! he he

Mrs. Ganderman

[ganderman]

I think she took the news rather well, don't you?! I tried to keep her off but no dice!! She seduced me, as you can see I was only gone for a minute!! She does that thing pretty well!!!
BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAAAHA

ganderman

[Goose_Killer]

Hey Ganderman, is your wife good looking? Or am I going to be sorry if I pick that one... hehehe.

By the way, whoever picked my name, has some issues...

Hey Jack... never mind.

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[Aaron]

I say if Gandermans wife wins we get to see the picture of her in a thong!!!!!! hehe

[ganderman]

Of course she's good looking!! You can hardly see the scars anymore!! The doctors did some really good work after she went through the windshield. She has finally gained some weight back after getting rid of that pesky heroin addiction!! Whew, am I glad to have her back!! The psychiatrist says she will fully recover within the next 5 years or so. Thats the good news. Bad news is that her dog doesn't recognize her anymore so I have to hang a pork chop around her neck so the dog will play with her. I think she's beautiful. She said she won't show a picture of herself on here in a thong, they had to take skin off of her butt to graft to her face. Besides, the camera flash would startle her awfully!!

BWAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAAHAAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ganderman

[Flocknocker]

I think you have screwed yourself real bad Ganderman. If just one of us gets through to your sweet wife you are a DEAD MOFO. I should offer a nice prize to the one who gets to her first with with this whole topic, BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You are in DEEEEEP SHIT MY FRIEND, hehehehehe.

Hey Cut-Em Get this guy drunk and get his wifes work address, hehehe. I would like to send her a present, hehehehehe. And we will see who has the skin graft off his ass, hehe.

Now there ia a way out of this...... When you order your call I can charge you an exrta $500 and we will keep this quiet. Now that $500 would go for Pro Staff hats and shirts for all the guys of coarse. So what do you boys think??? Is $625 to much to pay for a damn good duck call????

PS. Ganderman my wife read this and would love to talk to your sweet wife. And if you call my house and she answers the phone..... DO NOT TELL HER YOU ARE THE GANDERMAN. OR you are a dead man, BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Caller ID I just heard her say, I hope you didn't call me from home the other day, hehe.

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Flocknocker
"We're All About Geese"

[featheredfriend]

and after all that she still married you gander????? she must have alot of sympathy built up over the years BWAAAHahahahah

[ganderman]

I wouldn't try to get a hold of her, she's pretty sensitive about the whole medical issue. hehehe!!! Did you get the e-mail about me wanting the Zink tape too? Too bad you couldn't see who voted for who on that poll huh?!!

ganderman

[Cut-um]

Cliff, your in luck. He just mailed me and he's into the Coronas. I'll see what I can do. I bet if you offered her some Flockfinisher she'd come over to our side and give us the real scoop. You know she's watching the posts now that she found Ganderman's hiding place. Sorry Bud, she's got your number now... Bwaaaaaahahahhahaha

[ganderman]

Jeez Cut-em, don't you have caller I.D.? My number should still be on there!!! I bet you could sell it on the Pawn Shop!!

ganderman

[Justin]

I am sure most of you have seen the movie "The Shining" where Jack Nicholson goes crazy after being holed up in a vacant hotel for the winter. I think the people on this site are starting to develop the same disorder. GEEEZ, I can't bear to think what you guys will be like by the time we reach the END of Winter. hehehehe

Try to saty at LEAST half way sane.

Justin

[Goose_Killer]

Hey Ganderman, SORRY I ASKED!!

[Go4Ducks2]

I'm just lmao!!! Who's voting for the guys...your sick!! http://64.176.94.12/ubb/biggrin.gif

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[CAKES]

So Ganderman, What's it like to sleep on the couch for the holiday's? hahaha. I bet your wife is a beautiful, caring, honest, God-fearing woman. Heck, who else could put up with you? O.K. guy's here is what I think; Ganderman is sitting in his closet typing all of this shit. Have any of you other guy's picked up on the fact that Ganderman is whipped big time? I bet if his wife even thought he was typing this stuff he would be on double secret probation for the duration!!Heheheheheheh. Hey Ganderman, you better get back in the kitchen and fix dinner before the boss get's home!Bwahhhhhhh!!! http://64.176.94.12/ubb/biggrin.gif

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You gonna eat that?

[ganderman]

MISTRESS MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!!!!!!!! Hell yeah I'm whipped!!!
BWAAAHAAAAHAAAAHAAAHA!!!!!!!!1

ganderman

[Goose_Killer]

His probably typing this shit up while his "wife" thinks he's shopping online for her!!

Good One Ganderman, lets see how long it lasts, Christmas only comes once a year!

Hey Ganderman, you should of included Hoosier Jim in the poll, except I don't think they could make a thong to fit him, hahahaha!

[This message has been edited by Goose_Killer (edited 12-19-2000).]

[This message has been edited by Goose_Killer (edited 12-19-2000).]

[ganderman]

DING DING DING!!!!! Goose Killer guesses it right!!! Online shopping!!
Who is Hoosier Jim? Sorry to leave him out but it doesn't look like he would have had a chance against my wife!!!

ganderman

[Jossie]

So when does this poll shut down and the winner declared? When do we get to see the woman of our dreams? You know the one with the butt skin face and the meat hanging around her neck with the thong on.

With your wife as the heavy favorite and leading by a wide margin, I think when can declare the winner and get on with the good stuff.......Now Ganderman if you will take the picture tonight and post it up........

Man I can't wait......by golly I think I'll have a new screen saver in the next few days.

Were waiting Ganderman..........

[ganderman]

Well, I've been waiting for some of those Arkies to show up and vote for AJ but it doesn't look like that's going to happen!!! I'll have to see what I can do about a picture!! hehehe!!!

ganderman

[upnorth]

O.K. I think Ganderwoman won, post it up!

[Skeet in NZ]

Some one wanted to see the poll again! Your a bunch of sick puppies. We have Ganderman and Cliff floating around the site in thongs on and off and you want to add more????

Rob

PS Rich how many times do I have to tell ya to do your own dirty work. But I have nuts I can do it.:GM: :GM: :OUCH:

[NWMOhunter]

Cut-um got no votes! If that was me I would be pleased with that result!

#1 - the guys who voted for the guys are just SICK!!!!

#2 - why would ganderman be sick enough to post up wanting to see other guys in thongs????

That dude has some serious head problems!

[2Hnker]

i think we have a few pole smokers in the roost! lol

[Heavy Gougin']

OH MY GOD!!!! I only have 3 comments on this issue

1- How in the sam hell did I get in this poll(as any of you who know me will attest I am no Fabio, more like a 24 year old CLIFF!)

2- I pitty the sick bastard that actually voted for me(JIM you sumbitch!)LOL

3- For all those that voted for anyone but gandermans wife, well lets just say thank god you like to goose hunt!LOL

HG

[BeenGoosed2]

You have my vote, Go4

[Cut-um]

Damn Skeet, I don't have to ask you to do my dirty work.:NW: I just put the bug in your ear and you take the bull by the horn and run with it...:hest:

I see I have one vote now, did you vote for me Art???:Art: